i solemnly promise

Ooooh! The calendar has revealed that next week is Thanksgiving.

I will not overeat. I will not overeat. I will not overeat. Hey, is that turkey?

I, um, oh yeah, will not overeat. I will not overeat. It smells like turkey in here.

I wasn't going to do something. What was it? Oh, I will not ove--Is that a Butterball?

I may not overeat. I mean, I will not overeat. I sure do like turkey and all those high-carbohydrate side dishes.

I hope I don't overeat. I shouldn't overeat. OK, I will not overeat.

I solemnly promise to report on this blog how successful I was in not overeating on Thanksgiving.